Hannah: Sometimes it's cool to have 2 older brothers, like when they both outgrow their Steelers t-shirts, now I have 3...one to wear as a pyjama top, one for gym & one that's long enough to cover my plumber's crack. But mostly, brothers are a pain in the neck.
Me: Ya, and you need to understand that short-waisted jeans aren't a great option for long-waisted people.
Hannah: pffft. It's FASHION.
Me: Then that's one fashionable looking butt crack you have.
It's only Monday.